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Okay, so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

ASDA Employee: 'Hello 'dis ASDA, how can I help you?'

Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'

ASDA Employee: 'Whatchu want ondacake?'

Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.

Asdas wat you expect - they gave me a job ffs ha ha ha ha

Hahahaha